It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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