Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
it's great music for shaving your balls
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
