He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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