people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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