Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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