Pregnant stripper...not hot.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
