I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
