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It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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