Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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