nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
