Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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