So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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