how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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