come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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