Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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