tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize