Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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