fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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