even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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