You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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