I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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