You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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