Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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