We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Less talking, more tequila
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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