She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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