Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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