I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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