I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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