It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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