forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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