i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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