I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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