Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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