Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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