omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And then my night got REAL pukey
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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