Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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