Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Randomize
