Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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