ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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