Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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