did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
honey bunches of taint.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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