thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
