ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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