drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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