Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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