I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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