I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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