Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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