The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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