That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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