whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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