Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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