I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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