he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize