your thong is hanging out like whoa
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
God, I missed his penis.
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