i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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