I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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