Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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